Bound to his descent into lunacy
Superman has a nemesis named Bizarro. Bizarro is an imperfect dopplerganger of the Man of Steel, created through various means, often involving flawed cloning or backward science.
He is, for all intents and purposes, a twisted mirror-image. Now, imagine if Tony Stark had his own twisted mirror-image...
Tesla owners, unfortunately, need not imagine.
There's a small sliver of hope. Roughly the size and shape of a bumper sticker.
Bumper Stickers for Sale
You can't turn back time, but you can put a bumper sticker on your Tesla. Not a bad consolation prize, all things considered.
I bought this before he lost his mind
Let the world know your ride is a relic from the pre-Musk meltdown era
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Muck Fusk
While your car might be emission-free, your patience with Musk's antics is running on empty
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Not a Political Stance
Because apparently, choosing an environmentally-sound vehicle is now associated with the chaotic tweets of the mentally unsound
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There was a dream that was Tesla...
Let the world know that your dreams of emission-free bliss took a detour into the coliseum of regrets
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Bought before the price cut
Because nothing says "I'm the unsung hero of financial miscalculations" quite like declaring your pre-price-drop allegiance on your electric chariot
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